Saturday, December 31, 2005

Ganguly Joke

Ganguly as Kaipullai and Chappell as Kattadurai

(Courtesy : Have Fun)

Manager : " Thala, thala, test match'layum ungalukku idam illannusollittaru antha chappel ...

"Ganguly : " Yenakku rivitu adikkirathey chappel'ukku velaya poyiduchu...Innaikku board meetingla mudivu panrenda ... Intha ganuly'a anthachappela'nu...Yeduda bat'a, maattuda helmet'a "

[ Ganguly and his troup is on the way to board meeting ]

Public : " Ayyayo... ganguly bat'a yeduthutu kelambittarey.. Innaikkuyethana six adika poraro theriyalaye !!!!!!! "

[ Before entering into the meeting hall, he puts the bat horizontally on the floor and starts to speak ]

Ganguly : " Intha bat'a thaandi neengalum vara kodaathu... naanum varamatten... paetchu.. paetcha than irukkanum... Yenakku test match'la kalthakoduthavan yevan ?

"Chap : " Come here and plz speak louder

"Ganguly : " Naan anga vara maten.. yennoda mgr varuvan .. avan kitta sollividu....

"Mgr : " sari.. thala... Yaarudaa yenga thalaya oram kattinathu

"Ganguly : " Hai, greg, nee oru nalla cricketera iruntha, yenakku oru BOUNCERpodu parpom"

[ Chappel bowls at Ganguly @ 200km per hour... Ganguly's fore finger is wounded and bat handle is broken ]

Ganguly : " Naan accept panren.. nee oru nalla coach'nu naan accept panren..next meet panren..

[ Now Ganguly is surronded by the board members ]

Ganguly : " Ungala yellam partha yenakku paavama irukku .. ithu varaikkumyentha matchlayum naan duck adichathu illa ...

"Chap : " Pona seriesla thane yella matchlayum nee duck adicha ..."Ganguly : " Athu pona seriesla... naan solrathu intha seriesla... Ippo netpractice panna poren.. aanaa team'uku thirumbi ............

"Chap : " thirumbi ......... ??????

"Ganguly : " vara mattenu solla vanthen......

"Chap : " Listen ... 2007la nadaka pora yentha matchlayum unakku rivit thaan..

"Ganguly : " Venaaam...

"Chap : " Bangalesh kooda nadakura matchla kooda nee 13th man thaan

"Ganguly : " Venaaam....

"Chap : " Local county matchla kooda nee.. super sub'ku yedu pudi thaan

"Ganguly : " valikkuthu.....

"Chap : " avalavu yen... street cricketla vilayada kooda unakku aappu thaan...

"Ganguly : " Aluthuduven.... aluthuduven...."

[ Eventually Ganguly returns home... on the way.... ]

Public : " adengappa... gangulyoda bat handley udanchi poiduchina !!!!!!!...bowling panninavan ini teamla iruppangra... ????

"Ganguly : " innumum intha ooru namala nambikittu irukaadaa .... ????

"Mgr : " Athu avanga thala vithi... thala..."

2 comments:

ShiningIndian said...

Nandraga ullathu thangalin karpanai valam

கைப்புள்ள said...

Ungalai ellam paatha enakku paavama irukku...engirundho sutta jokekkum
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ennai paarattarenngale! Anyhow glad to know that your enjoyed it...keep visiting.