சிரி...சிரி

Husband: En manaivi romba TV parkira doctor.
Doctor: Entha alavukku??
Husband: Current cut aanalum TV-i Torch adichupaarkira doctor!!

What is the difference between Love marriage &Arranged marriage?
First one is Tharkolai..and the next one isThittamitta kolai

Patient: Doctor vaithu vali, porukka mudiyala doctor.
Doctor: Vaithu valikirappa yaen neenga porukkaporeenga????

Vijayakanth: Andha TV mela case podanum..
Thondan: Ean thalaiva??
Vijayakanth: Nama katchi arambichadha Vilayattuseidhigal-la potrukkan..

Sardar Son: O God! Please make Newyork the capital ofPunjab.
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam...

Why are Egyptian's children always confused??
Because after death,their daddy becomes the Mummy!!

Sardar1: Train kandupidichadu nallatha pochu..
Sardar2: Yaen??
Sardar1: Illaina thandavalam yellam veenapoirukkum...!!

Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardarji: They were 4 best friends..!

Man: Doctor en wifekku peyi pudichirukku..
Doctor: Eppadi sollureenga???
Man: Munnadi kalakalannu sirichava ippo lakalakalakanu sirikkira..!"

Smile is the only CURVE that makes everything STRAIGHT."